Me Comix, Cap'n!!!
Smackjeeves, where all these comics were originally published, is now dead. It was murdered. It's for the best probably. You can still read these on tumblr so I'll link that. I think I did a better job showcasing these on my blog thing so click this if u r interested to see that :)
(2016- 2019 ish)
God I suck at tagging
ANYWAY I started this comic when I decided to quit college because school is for nerrrds. I made the first 4 pages in 2 days. I did not sleep. Despite being created during a fit of panicked energy, I think the art holds up pretty good I guessssss uhgghh sometimesss
It was supposed to be the last comic I did before I started drawing my Graphic Novel hohhohohoho. Anyway I started drawing the Graphic Novel so I basically stopped drawing Vanity. Also it doesn't really have that much of a plot, I just had 2 characters and watched the music video for Flash Mich and was like LET'S GOOO FORWARD NO REGRETS
(2014-2015)
Read the 2nd series. Not the 1st. Not the 3rd. Okay read those if you want but I'm linking it to Fish #2.
Fish was created out of pure rage. Based off the 3rd and angriest voice in my head, who I named Gamma, Fish is if I was the Gamma personality all the time. Anyway I really enjoyed drawing Fish comics in high school. My mom likes Fish too. Fish is mother approved kids
(2014-2019)
Art is Fart is so fuckin extensive and erratic in the level of quality. Basically it's diary comics type stuff / fictional adventures of Peggy the Pegasus and other characters. It was over 400 pages. idk. It was my only coping mechanism that kept me from the noose. Then in 2018 I got on Zoloft so now I am ok I have brain damage :)
It's for the best most of it was deleted from the internet when smackjeeves shut down lmfao. HERE ARE SOME OF THE BEST EXCERPTS THO
 rejectedcomicayoooo |  turntwilin |  thebitchinghourinsomnia was all of high school |
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 quinzeyemoi am so sorry |  quinzeyemo2itz tru |  pokemansjust another day here in the gayborhood |
 nowifinget on my level son |  peeing on a childmother never understood |  nuttinbuttarush1i had a truck in highschool, how i loved that truck |
 nuttinbuttarush2her name was marion, i used to joyride at 80 mph past cowfields and the woods and shit to go to 7/11 good times |  LAUGHu think u own me? |  i am ver tiredidk y but i like this 1 a lot i know it's bad |
 francaisi hate france |  date11st date ever yayyy |  date2running away while holding a gallon of gin is hard |
 IF WE HAD COCKSreal conversation, why diana whyyyy |  columbinaeditim gayyyyy |  aworkoffictionsmallok now that the evidence has been painted over by nyc's park maintenance people i can tell u this totally happened i was about 5 min away from them catching me red-handed if i didn't pack up my paints and leave when i did and then i ran away over a footbridge woooo |
 50there is no good reason for what i've done |  51i know way too much about dahmer |  coyoteswhy father |
 i saw a sparrow do thisit was adorable |  PONIEZim sorry |  MOURNINGROUTINEall day eerday 11th and 12th gradeeee |
 the visions i sawi got an award 4 this i think |
EVERYTHING ELSE
DO NOT READ ANYTHING ELSE. PLEASE. PLEEEEASE
I'm sorry dad I was young and I didn't know better and things got out of HAND
Don't read the comics with hands on them. Maybe read Whale King. I created that when I was an 11th grader, I read it back recently, it's kinda funny. Kinda boring. But it was the first comic I ever created on Smackjeeves so it's not gonna be amazing or anything. It's about a sociopathic whale who is the king of the sea and his wacky misadventures.
Okay thanks kisses bye XOXOXOXOX